Miley Cyrus – Time Of Our Lives (Humour)

December 10th, 2009  |  by b aiken  |  published in satire  |  5 comments

This is Beethoven, this is Miles & Coltrane, this is The Beatles, this. is. it. This euphonious juggernaut will, in my mind, transform the musical landscape for eons to come. We should commission NASA to begin beaming ‘party in the usa’ far into the heaven’s in hope that one day, an alien race can be blessed enough to hear miley’s chef d’oeuvre, and that they too will put their hands up, because as we all know, they’re playing my song.

Weezer – Raditude (Satire)

November 12th, 2009  |  by Kenny Abdo  |  published in pop, satire  |  9 comments

Open letter to Weezer: Your music or anything for that matter is not worth its weight in used condoms. Oh and for those who want a review of this middle finger in your ass, here it is: The first song is fun, and there is a party song featuring Little Wayne. It sucks.