In the mornings I like to start off my day with a sturdy breakfast and a review. Like sex and coffee, the two combine well.
EDIT: Like sex and a cigarette.
Some combinations don't work as well as the aforementioned. We've endeavored to give you our top five of the worst:
- Mayonnaise & touch screens,
- Crocs & anything,
- JLo & Ben Affleck (NB: Gigli),
- Los Angeles & New York,
- Regis with anyone but Kelly.
If you have any additions, feel free to let us know. Otherwise, Shalom.