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Jetique - I Remember

Jetique - I Remember

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Published:
Feb 20, 2017
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2,622
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Why do we like this?

Over the weekend a conversation came up where someone called my mother a bitch. Now, this was pretty upsetting. The repercussions to my self-esteem have yet to be fully realized. What it did do however is dislodge a pretty mammoth sized question in my head which I'm gonna directed to ya *boy, God.

Here we go. Why did our lord not allow intra-species breeding? Before you all lambast me as a creep, move your minds away from us making love to dolphins. Rather focus that creative energy on making amazing animal combos. 

Let's put aside Napolean Dynamite's Liger for one moment and dwell:

  • Girelefant - giraffe + elephant,
  • Cocktopus - catfish + octopus,
  • **Trump - dung beetle + house cat

I really apologize to Jetique for using this review as a way to air a philosophical tirade. You'll notice that this is what my other reviews are like as well. 

*Edit: Boy or gal.

**Edit: Orgies are possible, but difficult to calculate.

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