Arsenal thumped five past Nottingham Forrest last night, and I was there, so I'm lining up my third post for today. That's one more than Gabriel Martinelli scored, and obviously two less than the team, which proves to me that I'm a star, but no one man is superior alone.
Then I remembered Michael Nau. He's a recent addition to my library, and this track "Love Survive" is putting in five goals every time it comes on the master list. Metaphoric goals though, otherwise he'd be stinky rich.