The world wasn't built in a day and neither was the 5 minute Indie Shuffle Review Technique. So, basically how it works is, spend 5 seconds falling in love with a track and the next 4:55 trying to write coherent, modern English.
Definitely try sprinkle a bit of information about the song in there like, "Franc Moody is a duo from Britain." This way readers have content to engage with and there are at least some words down on paper.
Always cap it off with something super quirky like, "WE ALL MEAN NOTHING IN THIS ETERNAL CYLCE CALLED LIFE."