Have you ever been in love with a piece of fruit? Probably never, but for those of you who have, I get what it feels like. At the risk of betraying my sexual preference I'm going to indeed say my first love was actually a banana, and not a papaya.
The tricky part of loving an edible item that has an expiry date is that you want to spend as much time as you can with the edible while still receiving optimal consumption enjoyment.
Each fruit is different and must be treated with respective care. In the end I waited too long before chowing my lover and thus the banana tasted shit. I encourage you out there seeking advice not to wait, or your fruit might taste shit too.