What happens when computers can write these reviews for me? They're much better at identifying who sounds similar. They have sharper, more defined physical builds; rugged exteriors and incredibly quick ability to process information; lovely chins and such supple bums.
They're definitely richer and more successful with the opposite sex than us. Computers can provide every episode of Sex in the City, or all the Ghostbusters flicks like that, where as we can't.
You'd think this review might end with some reason why they're actually inferior to us, but then you'd be wrong, where a computer wouldn't.