Shoutout to everyone in the world who has tonsils but wish they didn't. It was a pretty cool day in history when God decided everyone should have a pair of testicles in their throat.
I'm really fine though. I'm only telling you about my current state because it so aptly fits the title of the song I've been waiting to share for the past week. "Getting Along," but on medication.
The only problem is that in my version of this song the lead singer is my tonsils:
No one understands the reason why
I’ve been staying up awake at night
Think it’s right for me to try and work it out
But now I’m lying down
and, from the chorus:
And I don’t wanna fall asleep cos then I won’t