French girls are nuts, but I absolutely love them. This one goes out to all the French girls everywhere, even though you're unanimously rude to me.
Not surprisingly, because God hates me, a lot of my favorite songs as of late happen to be in French. Alligator have an album called Octets that allowed me a form of self-flagellation, to which I duly obliged.
So, to all my cou-cous, bou-bous, mon cheries, amores, and French fries: "Bisous."