This band seem to really understand what's going on. Talks of Bitcoin and Trump seem inconsequential, because we would be nowhere if "your momma didn't rock that double denim."
In fact, the existence of this universe as we know it is because of double denim. Something so simple, in fact, that it was worn, not once, but twice. Without it we'd not have stuff like the Great Pyramids -- or any pyramids -- David Blaine, fire, the Playstation, most David Duchovny roles and menageries.
In light of this band's name, a strong salute to those in service seems necessary. Thank you to all of the un-altering mannequins that stand for people to look at, day in, day out. Your moves are most certainly not weak, yet our collective expression of gratitude is.