Firstworld

So, apparently chickens are treated particularly heinously. Yes, I'm referring to the ones we eat. That knocks out about 80% of my diet as a gluten-free, dairy-scarce eater. There's only one other type of food that gets as much attention in my diet, and that is bananas.B-A-N-A-N-A-SWhich are the most sexualized food known to man. Which makes me the sexiest man alive. Hyper-sexuality is a blessing, and Firstworld has written a page in his own book about it. The chapter titled "Just A Feeling" is riveting.Pick up your copy today!