So, apparently chickens are treated particularly heinously. Yes, I'm referring to the ones we eat. That knocks out about 80% of my diet as a gluten-free, dairy-scarce eater. There's only one other type of food that gets as much attention in my diet, and that is bananas.
Which are the most sexualized food known to man. Which makes me the sexiest man alive. Hyper-sexuality is a blessing, and Firstworld has written a page in his own book about it. The chapter titled "Just A Feeling" is riveting.
Pick up your copy today!