Ever floated on a bed of golden feathers and puppy ear silk? Perhaps you've dived into a lake of fuzzy marshmellows? Slid on a velvet balloon runway? No?
Maybe I've just lived a weird life. "Blowback" is an ample soundtrack for all of the aforementioned experiences. It's like riding on a fluffy 808 llama.
Now that this song makes a bit more sense, sense-wise, stroking random objects in public shouldn't seem as strange.