My brain has done two laps of the English language and still not come up with a decent idea for what to write in this review. Perhaps it's time to submit, and let a normal blog post... happen?
Fine, so, this song was invented in 1915. Some time during it's metatarsal stages it developed, what we in the music industry call, Jessica. It's a broad term that diagnoses a song's ability to induce "White girl inhebriation" on it's listener.
On the Jessica Richter scale, this gets about a 7.5, which is a lot in terms of beer shandy's.