Jack White

Jack White has a new album coming out called BOARDING HOUSE REACH. How do I know this? Telepathy. Are you impressed? Of course you are. Would you like to adopt some kittens? It depends. Do you know where these questions are going?! Definitely not. How arbitrary, yet, in light of how unpredictable the past four and half minutes of listening have just been, the lack of direction in this review seems apt.