killkiyoshi If Only Zamboni

After a bit of detective work trying to figure out who and what killkiyoshi is, it's safe to say I still have no clue. Step into my office as I take you through my wall-to-wall maps connected with red strings and very thoroughly placed pushpins.

Besides some really mellow tracks like, "If Only Zamboni," on SoundCloud, there's not much else except for a link to Instagram. There we find some obscure videos that I must say, I'm totally into.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BknxpsMlabS/

And the best part, their/his/her Spotify bio:

How’s it simmer on the flip side freaks and geeks? Salutations to you and another for the road, you know who it is and it’s J1 and J2. Yes that’s right! King Twerp and The Mincemeat Duke; what we broadcast is prime time but you’ll never taste the choice-cut unless you’ve got the password ;) but in the meantime, make sure your shirts are ironed and your hair combed straight, cuz we’ll be checkin’ :D

The obvious next step is to not iron my shirt, leave my hair uncombed, and wait to see if they'll take the bait. If you're loving "If Only Zamboni," bring snacks and join me on this staekout.