I posted a track earlier that Jason didn't like. Considering we're living in the same flat for the next week the best way to earn his trust enough to rob him of all of his worldly possessions is to "get on his good side."
In order to do this I've devised a plan. After my unfavorable post earlier I will follow that up with a song that everyone, including Jason, can get along with -- "The Pirates."
"The Pirates" is an enthralling tale about adventure and loss. Except it isn't. It's a house number, and I know Jason loves a house number.