Episode 2: Dylan Picking Up the Slack While Jason Is Out of the Office.
Tag line: "Be serious, and no funny reviews, but also be timely, because there is other work that needs doing." (Work in progress)
Plot: Dylan picks up a very brand spanking Nicolas Jaar track. He reviews it in a timely matter. The crowd goes wild. Cue Michael Jordan trying to make the game winning dunk from half court. Monsters are very much dragging him down, which is a foul, the ref seems chilled with it though; nevertheless his arm finds supernatural stretching ability and scores the dunk... from halfway... with monsters holding him down... GOAT.