Ah, February. The month of love. Also the month of centaurs, and a time where you're encouraged to grow a ponytail as a man.
I've done just that and my luscious hair is the envy of all the boys. Having this much hair is more dangerous than it seems though. Fans aren't just rotating creators of wind, they're death traps for your precious locks to get caught in.
Despite the pitfalls, my efforts have proven fruitful, which I can say comfortable as I whip this ponytail around to a wonderful "Best of" playlist.