Time to get down, not so low that you end up in hell kind of thing, but just enough so that your bum nearly touches the floor. It might take some time to get there, depending on your height and flexibility, among other criteria.
Now that you're warmed up, really embrace the space. Throw your hands around wildly, pull faces until you cramp, and eventually urinate in a circle around your circumference so that people really know you're wild.
If it's in public then you're bound to get arrested, and if it's at home, well, then the dog might get very upset. Fuck the police, fuck the dog, this one is for you.