Tony Pops

Tony Pops, your favorite new brand of cereal. HA. Fuck that was rude. Just kidding. It's actually Anthony Papamarkakis from Massachusetts -- which doesn't roll off the tongue. This does bring up a large concern though, why have no mega pop star sensations brought out their own line of cereal or, for that matter, popcorn. Just think about it, it's a total goldmine: Shakira Pops or Gaga Pops or Marilyn Manson Pops. Scrap that, Manson pops might actually struggle. Well, I hope your content with Tony Pops for now -- we are :)