I must apologize to Dan Mangan, but my review of "Vessel" is going to be overshadowed by something that has very little to do with the actual track.
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Pretty much every review of Cuckoo Chaos' "Super Skeleton" is making light of the fact that they describe their music as "a nice, firm ass in the palm...
When the Pixies toured through Seattle a few years ago, it was astounding how many of their fans had grown up and had little rock and roll miniatures....